i am very pretty but i call myself ugly

 U said he'll see M online at 9:30 today



[16 january 09:09:10] M  said: Hey U? you there?
[16 january 09:09:20] M  said: I thought you said you'll be here today?
[16 january 09:21:10] M  said: promise breaker...

[16 january 09:32:54] U  said: hey beautiful! hugz!

M : hey you. i thought you forgot about the date
U : how could i? i dont forget about meetings set up with beautiful women
M:  i am not beautiful
U : oh really? i have been chatting with you for a while now and you come across as a very beautiful woman to me!
M : you'll be surprised to see how ugly i am.
U : i am dying to be surprised my dear
M : lol, you sure never let go of a single opportunity to suggest certain suggestions
U : and why not? besides are you really into physical beauty? wait till you see me. am sure i'll surprise you more.
M : very smart, i am not getting into that discussion of meeting
U : oops i dint mean to offend you, lady you will not hear that from me again
M : no i am not offended, just smiling at how smartly you almost fixed up a meeting with me
U : no no i perfectly understand your apprehension
M : hmm
U : hmm. so define ugly?
M : and how accurate do you expect the description to be?
U : only as accurate as you claim it to be.
M : well, then i'll skip the description. i am not ugly, far from it. and we end the discussion there.
U : ok

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M : so then did you also watch the films back to back?
U : yes of course! my friend and i frequently got into crazy bets like these. and then whoever lost would treat the other person that night. Thats how we usually decided who would pay that night. was a good time.

U : then one day while i was hanging out at the local adda waiting for him, i got a call that he had an accident on the highway
M : what???
U : never saw him again after that
M : and?
U : nothing
M : ok
M : do you like mangoes?
U : absolutely love them

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M : listen its late now and i must sleep
U : are you sure? we've chatted till much later
M : i know! but i have to get up really early, i am leaving for my office tour i told you about
U : it wasnt me whom you told about any office tours, must be someone else you were chatting with ;)
M : very funny, may be i imagined it, so i am out for 5 days
U : out of internet reach?
M : yeah
U : ok
M : goodnight
U  : have a good trip
M : thanks