Saturday, September 11, 2010

Tricked

U : hi

M : hi

U : what are you weaing?
U : wearing*

M : what? what have you been eating?

U : a banarasi paan, what are you wearing?

M : banarasi paan? is that supposed to indicate anything?

U : does it indicate anything?

M : well, paan is supposed to be an aphrodasiac

U : well
U : then what are you wearing?

M : lol
M : i am going to a friend's house for the evening, i am dressed for comfort
M : but i am wearing toe rings that are making me a little uncomfortable

U : toe rings!!!! what other jewelry?

M : earrings
M : nosepin
M : a silver anklet on the left foot

U : Mmmmmm nice
U : i am trying to imagine
U : help me! should i also imagine clothes? you havent mentioned

M : lol
M : yes, printed grey haram pants and a magenta cotton top

U : what the hell are haram pants? though they sound totally sexy

M : lol, haram pants are like loose flowey pyjamas something like a salwar

U : interesting
U : and hair?

M : hmm... elbow length straight and thats all the information you are getting about me tonight

U : thats a pity, though the nosepin, the haram pants and long hair is info enuf to last the entire night while you party at your bf's place

M : bf?
M : whoever said i was going to a bf's. just sleeping over at a friend's house
M : dont have bf
M : not that i am indicating anything

U : of course you are not :)

M : shut up

silence for 5 minutes

M : what else?
M : hellllloooooo???

another 5 minutes

M : have you got disconnected??


M logged off and left for her friend's house. Later that night M picked up her phone and sent an SMS to U's number that she had saved on her phone the first time he gave it to her, about a month back.

SMS seen on U's phone -
unknown number - 21:34 hrs
Was wondering if you are ok. Good night

complaining

[01 february 15:08:32]
M : Hi, long time?
M : I had been travelling and had no access to internet
M : what's your reason?


[01 february 15:32:12]
U : hey sexpot!
U : reason for what?


[01 february 19:45:28]
M : reason for not appearing here, for no offliners



[01 february 23:56:00]
U : i thought you must be travelling

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Love Sex aur KLPDhokha

M : hi
U : hi
M : what are you upto?
U : nothing really, chatting with useless people
M : hmm.. now i am wondering if you'll chat with another useless person
U : who do you mean
M :    :)
U : useless, only time will tell. you sure are interesting to talk to
M : what do you mean time will tell?
U : lol
U : so do you live alone?
M : with a room mate yes, but she is the call centre type, we hardly live together
U : ah the call centre type are the adventurous lot! and what do you do?
M : me i am in the business of making advertisements
U : thats nice!
M : thanks. so do you chat with strangers often?
U : you can say i have been online with a nick for as long as internet can remember it
M : oh my god so we are talking the nineties?
U : yes of course, you were probably not even born then
M : just how young do you think i am!!
M : in the early nineties i was dealing with puberty, in the late nineties i had already become a woman
U :    :) so i am talking to a woman here?!
M : obviously, i am no novice
U : experience is a great asset
M : i should think so
U : so have you ever met someone from the net?
M : no i havent.. on the net i have limited experience
U : oh and i am experienced enough to become the professor of the university in the land of internet chatting
M : oh then its in your university that i am seeking admission!
U : really? we believe in excellence and student participation is imperative
M : nice, anything for a great education/experience
U : good i will personally look into your development
U : however i believe that to become a successful student you must work hard, i recommend extra classes
M : that'll be wonderful! where do you take the classes?
U : you know i am mostly indoors when not lecturing young students, you may come to my house after class and we'll ensure that you are taken care of

silence for 5 min

M : you know what
U : what
M : its after class now and i have come to your house for extra classes, what are you going to teach me?
U : great, i have always been fond of enthusiastic students, i hope you wont shy away from hard work
U : here let me take those books from u why dont you sit and relax on the couch there
M : sure prof why dont you sit here with me?
M : may be we can sit here and just talk and be ourselves and do the lessons some other day?


M : prof?

M : hey U, think you've got disconnected. i will wait here for a while in case you do come back, i was hoping to get to know the prof better

M :    :(

M : sigh!