anything in common?

[22 january 04:09:32] M  said: Hi!

[22 january 04:09:50] M  said: how have you been?

[22 january 04:11:21] M  said: I came back from a work trip just now! What are the chances that i might find you online?

[22 january 04:12:00] U  said: one in a hundred

[22 january 04:12:46] M  said: Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22 january 04:13:21] M  said: Hi! Don’t you ever sleep???

[22 january 04:14:02] U  said: well i did sleep, but half an hour back i dreamt that you are standing outside my door so i thought “i might find you online”

[22 january 04:14:20] M  said: you are joking right!

[22 january 04:14:50] U  said: as a matter of fact, i am trying to say it as seriously as possible

[22 january 04:15:00] M  said: say what?

[22 january 04:15:23] U  said: that i have had a dream about you standing outside my door

[22 january 04:15:45] M  said: you are flirting!

[22 january 04:15:59] U  said: why do women always talk of flirting as something unhealthy?

[22 january 04:16:10] M  said: Do they? I know i am an incorrigible flirt myself!

[22 january 04:16:40] U  said: i always knew we had things in common 

[22 january 04:17:03] M  said: J so what are the other things in common?

[22 january 04:17:34] U  said: Lets find out, who is your favourite actor?

[22 january 04:17:50] M  said: amitabh bachchan. I am his greatest fan in the world. Aggressively so

[22 january 04:09:50] U  said: well, you’ll have to beat me first to claim that title

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[22 january 04:55:34] M  said: hey! Its 5! I have gotta go

[22 january 04:55:47] M  said: was supposed to unpack before i slept atleast i can wake up late tomorrow

[22 january 04:55:00] U  said: well, if you must

[22 january 04:56:22] U  said: good night

[22 january 04:56:34] M  said: night

just keep my number, ya dont have to call it, just keep it

M and U have been chatting all day on a sunday.

somewhere in the afternoon - (U has ordered pizza, M  has skipped lunch)
U : so miss, are you busy?
M : nopes
U : are you sure?
M : ya why?
U : nothing

5 min later

M : this guy wouldnt let go of me. i have told him i am not interested in him
U : which guy?
M : the guy i was chatting with
U : you were chatting with a guy? since what time?
U : hellooooo
U : think you are busy...why dont you do one thing.. when you are done talking to the guy you are not interested in, just give me a call, my number is 9********6

U logs out

M : hey! where did you go? i just asked that guy to fuck off!
M : not fair!
M : and i told you you dont have to give me your number coz i dont call up people i have known from the net. never have, and never will.

i am very pretty but i call myself ugly

 U said he'll see M online at 9:30 today



[16 january 09:09:10] M  said: Hey U? you there?
[16 january 09:09:20] M  said: I thought you said you'll be here today?
[16 january 09:21:10] M  said: promise breaker...

[16 january 09:32:54] U  said: hey beautiful! hugz!

M : hey you. i thought you forgot about the date
U : how could i? i dont forget about meetings set up with beautiful women
M:  i am not beautiful
U : oh really? i have been chatting with you for a while now and you come across as a very beautiful woman to me!
M : you'll be surprised to see how ugly i am.
U : i am dying to be surprised my dear
M : lol, you sure never let go of a single opportunity to suggest certain suggestions
U : and why not? besides are you really into physical beauty? wait till you see me. am sure i'll surprise you more.
M : very smart, i am not getting into that discussion of meeting
U : oops i dint mean to offend you, lady you will not hear that from me again
M : no i am not offended, just smiling at how smartly you almost fixed up a meeting with me
U : no no i perfectly understand your apprehension
M : hmm
U : hmm. so define ugly?
M : and how accurate do you expect the description to be?
U : only as accurate as you claim it to be.
M : well, then i'll skip the description. i am not ugly, far from it. and we end the discussion there.
U : ok

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M : so then did you also watch the films back to back?
U : yes of course! my friend and i frequently got into crazy bets like these. and then whoever lost would treat the other person that night. Thats how we usually decided who would pay that night. was a good time.

U : then one day while i was hanging out at the local adda waiting for him, i got a call that he had an accident on the highway
M : what???
U : never saw him again after that
M : and?
U : nothing
M : ok
M : do you like mangoes?
U : absolutely love them

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M : listen its late now and i must sleep
U : are you sure? we've chatted till much later
M : i know! but i have to get up really early, i am leaving for my office tour i told you about
U : it wasnt me whom you told about any office tours, must be someone else you were chatting with ;)
M : very funny, may be i imagined it, so i am out for 5 days
U : out of internet reach?
M : yeah
U : ok
M : goodnight
U  : have a good trip
M : thanks

deniable longing

[14 january 12:09:30] Hey U!

just finished a long beauty bath. my hair is dripping wet and i am wearing a towel which is already completely soaked. picked up my moisturizing lotion but i put it aside on the table and thought i'd check for your messages first. I have been sitting here for 15 minutes now, all soaked and dripping and the moisturizer is wondering why i am not getting on with it. Where are you? havent heard from you in the last 2 days. or is it more?



[14 january 16:56:34] Hey M!

I am boarding a flight back to india in the next two hours. Been waiting at the airport wondering what you look like. A bunch of exchange students are sitting next to me, ready to travel to india with me. And i am getting in and out of random conversations with them.
Just so you know i will be online on 16 jan 9:30 your time. Hugz.

exchanges

Fingers my god! they are tramps! Ferocious and fearless hyperactive little women. Either they are dancing a sensual dance on the disco-lit floor of the cellphone keypad, or they are caressing the secrets on the surface of a loved one.

late night reconfirmation

after finishing my work the next day i thought i'd login and check if U had left any messages for me.
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[9 january 05:43:35] U said : Hey beautiful, Lets intersect today at 8:00 pm your time?

[10 january 04:23:56] U said : Lady you stood me up for our virtual date!

04:32:65 M said : hey hey! are you there? i dint see your offliners

U : You there?
M : Yes of course! :)

U : hi! awake at this hour? on the prowl is it?

M : lol

M : no no i was working till late, just signed in here to check for messages

M : how have you been? still in america?

U : Yeah was going to fly down tonight but dint get any messages from you so i changed the program

U : you have been working eh?

M : Ya well theres too much work and i want to finish it before the week ends

U : do you wish to sleep now?

M : i think i am going to chat with you for a while before i call it a day

U : ah the pleasure will be mine!


M : :) so where are you right now?

U : I am at a friend's place, in a house full of hungover people.

M : right now!?? hung over till the afternoon? how hard did you party last night!?

U : well the night of debauchery dint end until 7 am day time

M : wow thats a lot of partying, did you have a girl on your arm at the party?

U : lol, girls at a party dont stay on the arm uptil 7 in the morning

U : ya there was a friend who came with me

M : any romantic associations?

U : with her? considering i am leaving for india in 4 days, i dont think either of us has bothered to indentify any romantic associations even if any.

M : interesting so does that mean...


U : yes?

M : no nothing.. how long have you known her?

U : wonders what is it that M is trying to ask

M : no no nothing anyway its none of my business

U : ha ha, your wish

M : yeah

M : k dear, i will sleep now

U : your wish

M : will speak to you again

M : soon

U : i like that

M : so suppose i give you a good night peck?

U : only if i am allowed to kiss your fingers good night

M : why fingers?

U : for two reasons

M : and what are they?

U : 1)asking for lips will be audacious

M : lol and?

U : your fingers do a lot of hard work to keep us connected @ typing. they deserve to be shown gratitude to

M : :) '@typing"

U : so good night routine as discussed above

M : rite!

U : good night and sleep well

M : u 2

offliners to an elusive lover

U : is a freewheeler who is visiting his sister in america. has been flirting with M online for 17 days now. is a veteran.

M : is in her fifth month on the internet. Freedom is new, so is expression.



[8 january 04:32:06]  U said - without thee mylove theres no peace no slumber, but i wonder if you were here wouldnt this bed be more turbulent?

[8 january 15:16:32] M said - my love, where have you been? if i am in my period, why are YOU taking a break?