Showing posts with label sexual innuendo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexual innuendo. Show all posts

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Love Sex aur KLPDhokha

M : hi
U : hi
M : what are you upto?
U : nothing really, chatting with useless people
M : hmm.. now i am wondering if you'll chat with another useless person
U : who do you mean
M :    :)
U : useless, only time will tell. you sure are interesting to talk to
M : what do you mean time will tell?
U : lol
U : so do you live alone?
M : with a room mate yes, but she is the call centre type, we hardly live together
U : ah the call centre type are the adventurous lot! and what do you do?
M : me i am in the business of making advertisements
U : thats nice!
M : thanks. so do you chat with strangers often?
U : you can say i have been online with a nick for as long as internet can remember it
M : oh my god so we are talking the nineties?
U : yes of course, you were probably not even born then
M : just how young do you think i am!!
M : in the early nineties i was dealing with puberty, in the late nineties i had already become a woman
U :    :) so i am talking to a woman here?!
M : obviously, i am no novice
U : experience is a great asset
M : i should think so
U : so have you ever met someone from the net?
M : no i havent.. on the net i have limited experience
U : oh and i am experienced enough to become the professor of the university in the land of internet chatting
M : oh then its in your university that i am seeking admission!
U : really? we believe in excellence and student participation is imperative
M : nice, anything for a great education/experience
U : good i will personally look into your development
U : however i believe that to become a successful student you must work hard, i recommend extra classes
M : that'll be wonderful! where do you take the classes?
U : you know i am mostly indoors when not lecturing young students, you may come to my house after class and we'll ensure that you are taken care of

silence for 5 min

M : you know what
U : what
M : its after class now and i have come to your house for extra classes, what are you going to teach me?
U : great, i have always been fond of enthusiastic students, i hope you wont shy away from hard work
U : here let me take those books from u why dont you sit and relax on the couch there
M : sure prof why dont you sit here with me?
M : may be we can sit here and just talk and be ourselves and do the lessons some other day?


M : prof?

M : hey U, think you've got disconnected. i will wait here for a while in case you do come back, i was hoping to get to know the prof better

M :    :(

M : sigh!

Friday, August 27, 2010

deniable longing

[14 january 12:09:30] Hey U!

just finished a long beauty bath. my hair is dripping wet and i am wearing a towel which is already completely soaked. picked up my moisturizing lotion but i put it aside on the table and thought i'd check for your messages first. I have been sitting here for 15 minutes now, all soaked and dripping and the moisturizer is wondering why i am not getting on with it. Where are you? havent heard from you in the last 2 days. or is it more?



[14 january 16:56:34] Hey M!

I am boarding a flight back to india in the next two hours. Been waiting at the airport wondering what you look like. A bunch of exchange students are sitting next to me, ready to travel to india with me. And i am getting in and out of random conversations with them.
Just so you know i will be online on 16 jan 9:30 your time. Hugz.